Good morning. This morning I went to the gym and spent 45 minutes on the treadmill trying to figure out why the cleaning lady at the gym loves to persecute me by cleaning and vacuuming machines to my right and to my left like an OCD maniac. Like clockwork this gal appears with a rag, bucket, vacuum and paintbrush (I kid you not) and gets in the nooks and crannies of the workout stuff. There is no better cleaner in NYC (Zoila live in L.A., see?) but I can't stand the sight of her. AND she wears a thong that does not cover the doublewide expanse of her ass, which is on prominent display to me and only me, which I am sure someone finds hot but I do not!
Speaking of hot, I am so late to the Green Day party, but since seeing American Idiot, I'm a little obsessed. Better late than never, right?
Speaking of Green Day, I am so glad you guys liked Christian Siriano's special. We got a lot of feedback about it on Twitter.
Speaking of Twitter, I was on TODAY yesterday morning and learned that Kathie Lee Nutball is now tweeting. (You know that I love that lady, right?? I mean like I might be getting a little obsessed.) So I told her I was not only going to follow her, but I was going to start a Twitter war with her. I tweeted her that her wig was askew during our segment but she didn't bite. So I'm at war with myself, which is nothing new.
Speaking of masturbatory wars, there's a new Millionaire Matchmaker on tonight and it's pretty LOL.
Have a great day. It is brilliantly spring.
Be grateful for the cleaning lady at your gym. It is better to know the equipment is clean than get annoyed by seeing her. I have been to gyms with sweatstains on equipment and there is nothing worse including a too small thong.
As for KLG, how can you stand her? I was on vacation last week and caught her and Hoda's hour. It was a train wreck. Please tell me you can smell alcohol on her breath so that there is an excuse for her obnoxious behavior. Admittedly, I am mildly curious to see what she tweets about...
love your blogs...that and Gavin Creel dancing to Beyonce...check it out on you tube. O.K. I'm sick with the flu so this may explain the too much time on my hands.
Beautiful here in Santa Barbara too...same old, same old
Hey Andy.. So happy the RHNJ is starting its new season on my Birthday!..it must be fate..its the only RH I adore!..especially after the 40 years I lived in NJ! Enjoy the NYC spring..well deserved after the horrid winter. You will be ultra-bronze in no time!
Sounds like the cleaning lady has a thing for you Andy! Or maybe she wants to start her own reality show, " The Real Thongs of NYC" Lol
Andy you are so much fun to watch, won't you consider moving to rural Vermont and being my BFF? No, I am not stalking you.
So I guess Andy is not a chaser! I really liked him but I did not like his comment, "the doublewide expanse of her ass". Maybe I am taking it too personally or too seriously, but after that comment he has lowered his status a couple of notches in my book. That comment was very rude! I'm sure that I will forgive him because he is just so darn cute!