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Submitted by MichaelesCous on October 7, 2010.

You crack me up Andy! Love it! I actually think Swiffer WetJet would be a GREAT puppy name!

Submitted by concerned teacher on September 10, 2010.

I have worked in the elem. schools for 32 years and I can tell you that parents haven't a clue what weird names can do to their kids. From Kindergarten on.. kids have to deal with their names (and how to spell them) at a very young age. Teachers, as well as classmates, get their first impressions (good or bad) from the name. Kids have enough to deal with. They are NOT in need of having the angst of having to explain how to pronounce or spell their names or the "story" behind it..at any age, let alone why "their parents" decided to burden them with weird names/ meanings for them, etc. Do your kids a favor.. Before you name your child, think of these things AND what that name will sound like, look like and mean to them when they have to look for jobs as adults. What looks or sounds "cute" to YOU when they are born has to follow them, "cute" or not, the rest of their lives.. and they may NOT thank you for it!

Girls names are getting

Submitted by WhatzInAName on July 29, 2010.

Girls names are getting outrageously weird...no one should name their child that will have to spell it every single time they say it over the phone...people don't think of that when they name their kids...

Sookie calling DMV: Hi, this is Sookie Johnson
DMV: Could you spell that please?
Sookie: That's S O O K I E....it sounds like Cookie, but an S instead of a C.
DMV: So that is S O O K I E C?
Sookie: No, there is no C on the end.
DMV: I'm sorry, you said C, so I thought it was SOOKIEC
Sookie: Never Mind, Bye

I once worked for a publishing company, they printed High School Reunion directories, the weirdest name I ever saw was a guy whose parents actually named him Rusty...their last name? Surface....His name was Rusty Surface....what a sense of humor those people must have had...or either they were nuts!

Swiffer wet jet - too much

Submitted by kg in sc on July 26, 2010.

Swiffer wet jet - too much funny Andy Cohen.

Andy this was one of the

Submitted by Dee pittsburgh on July 24, 2010.

Andy this was one of the most interesting names I have heard about. Lufituaeb. It is pronounced..Luf- ta- bowl. The girl was called Lu for short. He name is beautiful spelled backwards. This is a true story Andy. The other name was Cocainea.Do you think the Moms might have smoked a dubie or two..before coming up with these names?