King Tut's penis on the loose?!

King Tut's penis might not have met historical standards...

 

A report emerged this week that King Tut's penis may have been underdeveloped due to disease, leading someone in modern times to remove it from his mummified body and swap it with a decoy to avoid embarrassment. Now some say his real penis is missing.

HERE'S WHAT: Now adding "misplaced penis" to my list of irrational fears.

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