Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, was caught on tape accepting a 500,000 pound bribe to help a "businessman" gain access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew. HERE'S WHAT: Why would anybody pay that much for access to Prince Andrew you ask? Because once the Queen dies of old age, and then Prince Charles dies of old age, and then his son Prince William dies of old age after that, and his other son Prince Harry doesn't necessarily die of old age, but maybe wanders off and is lost forever because he's so old and confused? Then, Prince Andrew could be a pretty important guy. Symbolically.