Caroline Manzo & Anna Chlumsky

Mazel: Raven Symone who came out of the closet via Twitter! Congratulations, Raven! You're so gay-ven!Jackhole: A-Rod, who's going through all sorts of mishegas, for allegedly using performance enhancing drugs, you know what, A-Rod? Just fess up, and go away. You are so not Raven, A-Rod. And I know you want to be.