Dr V.You have accomplished something that nobody thought was possible,
and for that we want to give you the New Jersey Peace Prize.
The waiter that brought champagne to Joe and Teresa while they were
naked in the tub. At first I felt bad for how awkward that had to be,
but then I realized he kind of liked it. He didn’t exactly run out of
there with his eyes closed, and he didn’t even stick around for a tip
(no Joe penis pun intended). The more we think about it, the more it
seems like he wanted him a little Giudice “Brown Chicken Brown Chow.”