PREMIERE: Jul 28, 2013, 11:00 PM
Dr. V & Teresa Giudice

Mazel -
Dr V.You have accomplished something that nobody thought was possible,
and for that we want to give you the New Jersey Peace Prize.

Jackhole -
The waiter that brought champagne to Joe and Teresa while they were
naked in the tub. At first I felt bad for how awkward that had to be,
but then I realized he kind of liked it. He didn’t exactly run out of
there with his eyes closed, and he didn’t even stick around for a tip
(no Joe penis pun intended). The more we think about it, the more it
seems like he wanted him a little Giudice “Brown Chicken Brown Chow.”