Dr. V & Teresa Giudice
Mazel - Dr V.You have accomplished something that nobody thought was possible, and for that we want to give you the New Jersey Peace Prize.
Jackhole - The waiter that brought champagne to Joe and Teresa while they were naked in the tub. At first I felt bad for how awkward that had to be, but then I realized he kind of liked it. He didn’t exactly run out of there with his eyes closed, and he didn’t even stick around for a tip (no Joe penis pun intended). The more we think about it, the more it seems like he wanted him a little Giudice “Brown Chicken Brown Chow.”