- Mazel- A woman, without whom, Jeff would be nothing. We know she’s great at handling giant man babies but a few days ago she gave birth to a tiny girl baby and she’s on the phone now! Mazel Jenni Pulos!
- Jackhole- To the coworkers who are accusing American Airlines flight attendant, Louann Giambattista, of hiding her pet rats in her panties and pantyhose, and smuggling them on board. Did anyone ever consider that those might be therapy rats and she needs them so her vagina doesn’t get panic attacks on the flight? That’s the reason! Think about it, ya idiots.