Susan Lucci & Wanda Sykes

Mazel- The city of Detroit which became the largest U.S. city to file for bankruptcy. Detroit, you may be broke, girl, but you’ll always be Motown and Rock City to me. Sweetie, that being said, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on that light tunnel in your airport.Jackhole- Syfy recently announced a sequel to Sharknado that fans are going to get to name. Tons of people have pitched ideas but clearly this is the best one we have seen, and the Jackhole tonight goes to anyone that doesn’t agree with it’s brilliance. It’s ‘Shart-Nado’ with Al Roker. Look no further, SyFy!