Tamra Barney & Hoda Kotb
- Mazel- The baby currently known as Prince. Last night I begged you to get out of your mom and today you did! Someday you will be the king of England and only three people have to die to make it happen. Do what you gotta do, baby!
- Jackhole- CNN for this piece of Royal Baby watch coverage. Ok if you ever wonder why people in other countries hate America, it’s because we send our reporters into foreign lady’s hospital rooms while they’re in labor to ask f-ing stupid questions!