Demi Doesn't Eat Any Moore
Have you heard? Demi and Ashton are doing a cleanse!
According to her Twitter feed, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are currently on the Master Cleanse program, existing solely on a drink made of water, lemons, cayenne pepper and a little maple syrup, along with salt water flushes every morning. She says they’re doing it for their health. HERE’S WHAT: As a Jewish person, I always get nervous whenever the words “master” and “cleanse” are used together, but this seems pretty innocent. And gross. HERE’S WHAT ELSE: What’s going to Master Cleanse my eyes after reading that?