ScandAL Gore!

The former Vice President is accused of some very, very sordid things...

The Enquirer has uncovered police documents in which a Portland masseuse alleges that in his hotel room, Al Gore hugged her for an uncomfortably long time, attempted to tongue kiss her, caressed her back and buttocks and breasts, shoved her hand into his pubic region, tried to make her eat chocolate from his hand, attempted to lure her into his bedroom to listen to a Pink song on his iPod, asked for an inner-thigh massage, a lower abdominal massage, groaned while she did it, pushed her down on her back, squashed her with his fatness and stained the front of her slacks. 
HERE’S WHAT: I am disgusted. Al Gore likes Pink?

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