Melissa Etheridge & Anna Kendrick
- Mazel: Six year old Isaac who has been plagued by nasal problems, half his life, Luckily one doctor took a look and found a Lego wheel that Isaac had shoved up there three years ago, Problem solved! I don’t know why a kid shoving stuff up his nose is so funny to me, but as a former nostril packer myself I love Isaac.
- Jackhole: ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah for giving birth to a big mistake in the form of a song. It is so bad! Now if even autotune can’t tune it, is it a song? Really!?