Because no one really garners as much respect as Jim. Plus, we figure if he's running the school he can get a discount on his blue flashcards.

Finally, Chantal can have a "space" where people can make things and display art.

We're sure Jeff Lewis will audit the class and offer corrections/tips the entire time, but won't that be amazing in and of itself?

Lord knows she has enough tiaras to keep it fresh.

That "Cajun Man" voice earned a place in our hearts that will never, ever be let go.

Because not only could she teach you Spanish, she could probably tell you a little something about your future as well.

Isn't it time we had a more modern take on the language? Something that included such fine nouns as "'Youse" and "Ingredientses."

She could have the whole school living "Chic C'est La Vie" in no time.

Because this and this is what physical education would look like.

No one would skip a meal, ever.

If she supply Kim with a massive hit single, she could do wonders for the youth of America's musical talents.

Because regular uniforms, yuck.

Have you seen the child climb things? It's only a matter of time before she turns those skills pro.

Between the two of them they could build anything.

Because how can you not love her?

Her years of experience under-the-knife have surely taught her somethings. Plus it'd be a pretty hilarious class.

Roblé's use of gastronomy is always inspired, so lets give him a few Bunsen burners and see what happens.

We figure he knows a little about math from brokering all those deals, plus he'll probably teach with his shirt off.

Seriously, have you read the blog.

As the longest running Bravoleb, she's lived it.

Also known as "The Enforcer."

They have years of experiences (they were child actors you know). Plus we'd adore the idea of them having to work together to teach a class.

Never forget the time they showcased their most splendid moves in Las Vegas.

She excels at both, so why not let her pull double duty?

Sorry was that one too on the nose? She has the experience from her time on 'Glee.'

Looking for an internship? Lady Morgan can set you up.

We doubt this (often shirtless) real-estate shark would have a hard time finding a place to stay.

Despite what went down with that whole Fox5 debacle, we think she'd do an excellent job of spreading the good word around school.