Teresa Giudice & Renee Graziano
- Mazel: The U.S. Men’s Basketball team! Not only for winning but for lining up to hug the First Lady afterwards.
- Jackhole: The sod from the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics. Why was the sod there? Where did it go? How did they remove it? I wasted my entire weekend thinking about the freakin’ sod. Free the sod!