Cyndi Lauper & Sherri Shepherd

Mazel: The purple paisley god, Prince. He’s making the rounds promoting his new album. I’ve always loved Prince, but the Mazel goes to his hair! He kinda looks like Sophia Petrillo from ‘The View.’Jackhole: The Cleveland man who allegedly tried to steal 16 cans of  Redbull by shoving them down his pants, which is insane. You know what else looks like 16 cans of Redbull shoved down one’s pants? That photo of Jon Hamm.