Gail Simmons & Peter Facinelli
- Mazel: Channing Tatum who is named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Congratulations, Channing! Too bad they had to put last year’s Sexiest Man Alive, Bradley Cooper, to sleep. But that’s the rules, sorry.
- Jackhole: Every last alleged person allegedly involved in the General David Petraeus love triangle, which has now ironically blown up into an alleged love pentagon. It just keeps getting weirder but it does give me hope that ‘The Real Housewives of D.C.’ if we can nail down that dream cast.