Jamie Lynn Sigler & Scott Baio
- Mazel: This preview of an upcoming interview that Dr. Drew conducted with Honey Boo Boo Child in which she either falls asleep or pretends to fall asleep to avoid talking to Dr. Drew.
- Jackhole: A certain Republican presidential campaign for ripping off the holy, pristine words from ‘Friday Night Lights,’ “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” as their campaign slogan. The show’s creator asked them to please stop, but instead, they added the word “America” to it and created merchandise. Coach Taylor would make you do 20 hours of wind sprints for stealing from the great and mighty FNL.