Jeff Lewis & Cloris Leachman
- Mazel: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, AKA William and Kate, for recovering for their topless scandal by shaking their booties with the natives in Tuvalu. But also it was the whitest white people honkey dancing you’ve ever seen.
- Jackhole: Fox 31 reporter Dan Daru for making this baby cry. In Dan’s defense though, that baby looks like he already had anger issues already.