Joanna Garcia-Swisher & Chrissy Teigen
- Mazel: Justin Bieber who b-barfed at his concert last night in Arizona. Mazel to the Biebs because he actually kept going. I knew Justin liked Latin girls, but I had no idea he was so bile-ingual.
- Jackhole: Arnold Schwarzenegger for further proving that he is indeed a Jackhole, we’ve known it since ‘Eraser’ but on ‘60 Minutes’ tonight he really drove the point home after lying to Maria Shriver, having a child with his housekeeper, airing it all out in an auto biography, and then claiming he doesn’t want to talk about certain stuff he wrote. He then sunk to a new low when he made Leslie Stahl ride in his small penis mobile.