Kevin Jonas & Lance Bass
- Mazel: Miami Housewife Joanna Krupa for her impromptu soft core porn, I mean car washing photo session she enjoyed with her boyfriend Roman. She decided to turn the hose on herself, so to speak; her car still may be dirty but her boobs look clean as a whistle.
- Jackhole: Levi Johnston for naming his new daughter Breeze Beretta. She has no choice but to be a stripper who bears arms.