Pauly D., Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino, & Mike ‘The Situation’
- Mazel: Lindsay Lohan for blowing the whistle, no pun intended, on her mom Dina after a night of an alleged physical fight between the two. The whole situation is a mess so I just wanted to give Lindsay a Mazel because she needs a little love today. Also things must be really dire if you have to call Michael Lohan for help.
- Jackhole: Pro-life Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais, he recorded a conversation between him and his mistress, urging her to get an abortion. Look, the hypocrisy is only the tip of the iceberg on this guy, there are a lot of allegations against him. Scott DesJarLais, you are Scott DesJarLAME!