Tamar Braxton & Denise Richards
- Mazel: America’s new sweetheart, Mayor Bloomberg’s storm press conference sign language interpreter lady, Lydia Callis.
- Jackhole: Everyone who took this storm as an opportunity to act like a damn fool on camera. I’m talking to you horse-head jogger guy, and you New York harbour jet skier, and you woman doing sexy poses on top of destroyed things. I hope all of you make up for being such Jackhole by texting Red Cross to 90999 to donate $10 to the relief efforts.