George Takei & Drita Davanzo
- Mazel- Nature for creating disco clams which put on a natural light show under the sea. They’re also thought to be hermaphroditic which makes them even more awesome! Someone get those clam’s publicists on the phone, we need a hermaphroditic disco clam-jam in the Clubhouse stat!
- Jackhole- A man, whose name is James Kirk, was busted for riding his motorcycle naked. He was wanted already for stealing things at a gym and allegedly breaking into a home. But the real James Kirk would never have approved of barebacking a motorcycle.