Josh Duhamel & Julianne Hough
- Mazel- This cat named Caffrey who had two of his legs amputated. So for all of you at home who are upset because you didn’t have a Valentine, look on the bright side, you could be a two legged cat
- Jackhole- Valentine’s Day for making single people feel crappy. But here’s a tip for you lonely folks, just do what Courtney Stodden does and if you don’t have a Valentine, make out with your dad.