Mazel- The First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama. The first family looks great but I have to single out MIchelle for starting their second term in the White House with a bang. And by bang, I mean these. Nothing symbolizes the dawn of a new era like a banging set of new bangs.
Jackhole- Whoever caused Barbara Walters to fall at the British Ambassador’s place. She’s in the hospital, they’re just watching her, she’s O.K. though they say. But guess what, I have a theory about who did it, it was that bitch from ‘Showgirls’