Kimora Lee Simmons & Liam Mcintyre

Mazel- Trisha Moody of Knoxville. She was arrested on an alleged DUI after hitting a police cruiser head on and then leading cops on a 10 minute, two county chase all while reportedly never spilling a drop of the beer she was holding. I don’t approve of one single thing Trisha allegedly did but you gotta admit she’s talented. Jackhole- Denmark’s most popular fishing magazine ‘Fisk & Fry” which is being criticized for a series of pics they published with nude ladies posing with fish, who are also nude. People are mad because they say the photos objectify women, but I’m mad because I think they’ve confused me. Are those fish hot? Do I now have a fish fetish? Do I want to f*#% those fish?