Kristen Johnston & Luke Perry
- Mazel- Beyonce herself. My ears are ringing from all of the rukkus being made about her allegedly lip synching the national anthem yesterday. Whitney used a backing track when she sang the national anthem and that was classic as have countless others. Drop it. Go eat a doo-doo pie like they did in ‘The Help’ for all I care.
- Jackhole- Nashville music venue Rocketown for firing one of their employees, Wes Breedwell, for wearing a t-shirt with a pro-marriage equality message on it. You know where nobody in Nashville should ever go? Rocketown. When gay marriage becomes legal in Tennessee, we’re changing the name to Cockville.