PREMIERE: Jan 16, 2013, 11:00 PM
Robin Thicke & Sarah Paulson
  • Mazel- Private First Class Lander Chappell who lost his leg when he stepped on a grenade in Afghanistan and recently told the story of how Robin Thicke’s song ‘Tie My Hands’ saved his life. Give me just one second, I just have ten things in each of my eyes. 
  • Jackhole- Lance Armstrong. I know he only has one ball and stuff but it must be big and made of brass. I am hoping that tomorrow Oprah reads him like a trashy novel. I'm not talking Oprah-raises-her-voice-a-little-at-James-Fry scary, I'm talking Oprah-punches-out-an-effing-a-hole-white-man-in-The-Color-Purple scary!"