Stassi Schroeder & Jax Taylor
- Mazel- Rapper Drake who made it rain in a strip club in Charlotte and he didn’t make it rain just a little bit, he reportedly made it rain $50,000 worth, or as those stripper’s kids probably call it, ‘The Aubrey Drake Graham Scholarship Fund.’
- Jackhole- After many many days recuperating, Barbara Walters returned to ‘The View’ today and explained that her head injury was caused by a fall she suffered due to dizziness from Chicken Pox which was given to her by a very well known actor who she refuses to name. Well now I’m scratching my head trying to think of who is Hollywood’s poxiest male celebrity because he is tonight’s Jackhole. You know what I always do in times like this? Blame Mel Gibson!