T-Boz & Tatyana Ali
- Mazel- To Justin Timberlake who teased the world by announcing that his new single, which is rumored to feature Jay-Z and Beyonce, will be released on Monday. In preparation, scientists have issued a worldwide richter scale warning for the inevitable thunderous panty-drop.
- Jackhole- Austin Lee Westfall Pressler, that name rolls off your tongue, of South Carolina who was arrested for allegedly stealing beer, cigarettes, and snacks from a country store, and leaving a trail of cheetos behind him which the police followed. Here’s the deal, following a trail of Cheetos is always a crap shoot, it either leads you straight to a criminal...or to Britney Spears’ house.