While I do love the crying video (as I'm sure you've already gathered from the past two recaps), my new obsession is most certainly this video of Simon re-enacting the Beverly Hills game night fight. Is there really anything more brilliant that Simon playing Brandi, Kyle, Kim, and Taylor? Not at Bravo HQ in any event. Hearing him shout "slut pig" is even more enjoyable than hearing him say "Sucklord" over and over again, as hard as that may be to believe.