Wow. So, it looks like I didn't go to jail in this episode. Trust me, I'm relieved. I heard about the commercials suggesting that I may be going to the slammer last week while at a function for my Grandmother's birthday and through a semi-panicked conversation with a close friend's mother. I got reports that people in my family looked genuinely concerned that I may not make it to the party because of the spot on Bravo and were very relieved when I showed up. The Zen disagreement: I remember that day with Zen and I in the gym where I asked her to come to court with me.
Now let me first explain that I did, in fact, have an attorney. But he told me it would be no big deal for me to go on my own and due to statute of limitations -- this case would probably be thrown out, so I decided to go on my own. I am an educated, rational person and did not need my intelligence insulted by Zen on this matter OR feel that I had to explain myself to her. I have made and continue to make decisions that affect my life primarily on intuition and foresight. How many people do you know leave their hometown with nothing in their car but pianos, guitars, drums, a few pairs of Adidas and a promise that Interstate 70 becomes I-15 in Utah and all you need to do is take a left?

I walked out of court without as much as paying court costs or a slap on the wrist. I'm not gloating, I'm just saying that I clearly had an accurate handle on the severity of the situation and it ended neatly. Needless to say, this was where Zen and I decided we would be much better as friends. I think people stress out about the "maybes" in life, instead of taking everything in stride ... I stride with the best of 'em. Now on to other issues ... like possibly the longest lesbian kiss in the history of any television station (with the exception of Cinemax After Dark). I mean DAMN. Was it me, or were Jackie and Rebecca doing their thing? To think I was in the other room and didn't break out my camera phone.