Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Realize They Are Two Most Attractive People On Earth, Call Off Divorce

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Realize They Are Two Most Attractive People On Earth, Call Off Divorce

There is hope for us all.

By Marianne Garvey
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As we all collect canned goods and seach for shelter from the impending nuclear war, there is a shred of hope left for humanity as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt call off their divorce.

The "fire and fury" is on its way, so these two managed to find some peace and realize they really do belong together. Lets all just cut it out with the Jennifer Aniston love triangle, OK? She’s moved on. We all need to. Justin Theroux is fine. He has great abs and probably brushes her hair (100 strokes a night) and stuff.

So as the rest of the world crumbles, Brangelina is trying to work it out, says a new report from Us Weekly. Which isn’t the most alien-spotting of the bunch. So it’s probably got some real truth to it.

A source claimed to the magazine, "They haven't done anything to move it forward in several months and no one thinks they are ever going to."

"He got sober to try and win her back. He knew he had a problem that he had to take care of. And that's all she ever wanted."

Brad has worked hard on his sobriety since the split, in a May interview with GQ, the 53-year-old actor revealed that he is now sober, in therapy, and desperately wanted his family back.

"I grew up with a Father-knows-best/war mentality — the father is all-powerful, super strong — instead of really knowing the man and his own self-doubt and struggles. And it's hit me smack in the face with our divorce: I gotta be more. I gotta be more for them. I have to show them. And I haven't been great at it."

The two share six kids together and Angelina has had custody since she filed for divorce in 2016.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that the two are actually going ahead with the divorce, saying "sources connected to the couple say nothing could be further from the truth."

Time will tell!

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