It can be difficult to enter into a relationship with somebody who already has a pet. Maybe you’re a dog person and they have a cat, or you’re a cat person and they have a dog—but no matter what, the pet had their unconditional love first and you’ll never best them for it.
But one man in Roanoke, Virginia was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. After his longtime girlfriend made it clear that she didn’t like his dog, he took to Craigslist to do what had to be done. Under “Community > Pets,” he posted an ad titled “FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME.”
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO I have to rehome her,” he posted. “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
“So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
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