"I Went Home with Your Brother": Man Makes Hysterical Spreadsheet For Spurned Exes

"I Went Home with Your Brother": Man Makes Hysterical Spreadsheet For Spurned Exes

They wished they'd said it to their face. 

By Marianne Garvey

A New York man created a Google spreadsheet for spurned exes to get verbal revenge on their former partners.

Sean Peter Drohan, 24, from New York, has had over 400 people write hilarious anonymous messages on the spreadsheet, with one woman calling her ex an “a***hole” for never buying her flowers.

Now more people have organized the doc by adding response columns, and text messages.

Here are some messages people wish they had sent their exes.

“I didn’t go out for drinks after the 4th of July party. I went home with your brother.”

“I’m glad I slashed your mattress and spray painted cheating scum all over your walls. Also I want my f***ing Smiths shirt back.”

“I think you're bisexual so how could you ever be honest with me?”

“I am sorry I slept with your cousin.”

“Your new girlfriend is vanilla sorry I was fun.”

“I loved your dog more than I ever loved you.”

“Please take me back, I still love you.”

“I’m getting just as many gifts from you for Valentine's this year as I did when we were dating.”

“Who dis?”

“Best of luck with that ultimatum.”

“If you had spent less time cheating and more time canvassing, Hillary would have took Iowa.”

“I was mostly dating you because you were rich.”

“You cheated first but I cheated more?”

“Things would be a lot better for you if you lost 20 lbs.”

“Why would you ever have started this and made me feel like this was something special when you were just using me to go and date another girl?”

“I still have your Netflix account.”

“Can you tell your mom that we're not getting back together so she will stop texting me?”

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