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The Official Real Housewives Tagline Collection
Here is every Real Housewives tagline EVER, all in one place!
Season 3 & 4: "I know how to work it, and be seen."
Season 5: "Beauty fades, class is forever."
Season 6: "My business is beauty, and I'm the boss."
Season 7: "Life is about choices -- and I choose Cynthia."
Season 8: "Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style."
Season 9: "Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone."
Season 3 & 4: "I have fame and fortune, and I’ve earned it."
Season 5: "I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing."
Season 6: "Music may be my passion, but family is forever."
Season 7: "I'm not about the drama. Don't start none, won't be none."
Season 8: "I'm a hitmaker, and this year I will reveal the best one."
Season 9: "Now that I've got my ace, I have a full house."
Season 5: "I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality."
Season 6: "People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card."
Season 7: "People get exhausted trying to figure me out. And I just let them."
Season 8: "Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you."
Season 9: "I give the people what they want, and they always want more."
Season 3 & 4: "I’m the ultimate Southern belle, I get what I want."
Season 5: "I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business."
Season 6: "A true southern belle knows her worth, and I am priceless."
Season 7: "When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury."
Season 8: "Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed."
Season 9: "You can't always get what you want, but I can."
Season 5: "People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do."
Season 6: "I am still standing, and I am making my own rules."
Season 8: "I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way!"
Season 9: "I'm too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty."
Season 1 & 2: "People are intimidated by my success."
Season 3 & 4: "I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me."
Season 9: "Don't call it a comeback... call it a takeover."
Season 8: "Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life."
Season 1 & 2: "I don’t keep up with the Jones’, I am the Jones’."
Season 3 & 4: "When I walk into the room, I own it."
Season 5: "I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey."
Season 6: "Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens."
Season 7: "Why be so nasty and so rude -- when I can be so fierce and so successful."
Season 7: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay."
Season 1 & 2: “In Atlanta, money and class do give you power.”
Season 3 & 4: “People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.”
Season 5: “I asked, believed, and I received.”
Lise Wu Hartwell
Season 1 & 2: “If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it.”
Season 1: “I always knew I was destined for greatness.”
Season 6: "I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash."
Season 7: "I may be two people, but I'm not two faced."
Season 1: “In a town full of phonies, I’m not afraid to be me.”
Season 2: “I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.”
Season 3: “I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.”
Season 4: "I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake."
Season 5: "Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home."
Season 6: "In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself."
Season 7: "I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake."
Season 1: “In Beverly Hills it’s who you know, and I know everyone.”
Season 2: “Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.”
Season 3: “Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.”
Season 4: "Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead."
Season 5: "Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack."
Season 6: "I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches."
Season 7: "The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs."
Season 5: "You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips."
Season 6: "My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do."
Season 7: "My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler."
Season 5: "I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV."
Season 6: "I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script."
Season 7: "I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything."
Season 7: "When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want."
Season 3: “I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.”
Season 4: "Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one."
Season 5: "Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are."
Season 6: "Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you."
Season 1: “I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.”
Season 2: “People try to figure me out, but I’m one of a kind.”
Season 3: “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.”
Season 4: "Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me."
Season 5: "I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both."
Season 6: "My advice: Speak your mind and carry a good handbag."
Season 3: “Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.”
Season 4: "In Beverly hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall."
Season 5: "I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it."
Season 1: "It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine."
Season 2: "Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend -- freedom is."
Season 1: “Money is what I have, not who I am.”
Season 2: “Having it all is easy, if you’re willing to work for it.”
Season 3: “Know your friends, show your enemies the door.”
Season 1: “It may look like I have it all, but I want more.”
Season 2: “I finally found my voice, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
Season 3: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”
Joyce Giraud de Ohven
Season 4: "You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest."
Season 4: "In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears."
Season 1: "I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines."
Season 2: "I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played."
Season 1: " I'm not a trophy wife! I'm a lifetime acheivement award."
Season 2: "Every girl has skeletons in her closet, mine are next to my birkins."
Season 1: "I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big ol' mansion."
Season 2: "I married into money, but family is my fortune."
Season 1: "I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me, and you're gonna pay."
Season 2: "I'm a true Texan, no bull, but all horns."
Season 2: "I started from a Dallas dynasty, but I'll finish with my own empire."
Season 2: "Dumb blonds get noticed, smart blonds get everything."
Season 1: "I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight."
Season 1 & 2: "People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous."
Season 3: "I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down."
Season 4: "When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are."
Season 5: "Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love."
Season 6: "You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have."
Season 7: "I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them."
Season 3: "I live a life that most girls only dream of."
Season 4: "I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout."
Season 5: "Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book."
Season 6: "I've learned to forgive and never regret."
Season 7: "I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss."
Season 1 & 2: "Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it."
Season 3: "I can hold me own. I am my own person."
Season 4: "I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff."
Season 5: "I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look."
Season 7: "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run."
Season 7: "Some people think I'm too much... They're absolutely right."
Season 7: "I was raised Jersey strong, nothing in this life can shake me."
Season 1 & 2: "If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on."
Season 6: "I'm back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!"
Season 1 & 2: "If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me."
Season 3: "Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches."
Season 4: "Life is short, I have no time for drama."
Season 5: "Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth."
Season 3: "People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me."
Season 4: "We're old school, we believe in respect."
Season 5: "If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen."
Season 6: "I'm a survivor, no one is bringing me down."
Nicole Napolitano & Teresa Aprea
Season 6: You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!
Season 1 & 2: "You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me."
Season 1, 2, & 3: "New York City is my playground."
Season 7: "I'm not a Housewife, but I am real."
Season 8: "If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me."
Season 9: "If you're gonna take a shot at this B, you better not miss."
Season 7: "I give Uptown a whole new attitude."
Season 8: "Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, martinis are!"
Season 9: "I tell it how it is, but I always keep it nice."
Season 3 & 4: “I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.”
Season 5: "A little Sonja will spice up any party."
Season 6: "Sometimes Sojna has to go commando. What can I say?"
Season 7: "My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in."
Season 8: "If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?"
Season 9: "There's nothing gray about my gardens."
Season 1, 2, & 3: "I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac."
Season 4: "If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem."
Season 5: "I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking."
Season 6: "Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!"
Season 7: "I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress."
Season 8: "Like a fine wine, I just get better with time."
Season 9: "I'm an aquired taste. If you don't like me, aquire some taste!"
Season 5: "I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen."
Season 6: "If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass."
Season 7: "All play and no work makes me a happy girl."
Season 8: "I plan for the future, but live in the moment."
Season 9: "In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote."
LuAnn de Lesseps
Season 1, 2, & 3: "I never feel guilty about being privileged."
Season 4: "I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started."
Season 5: "To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally."
Season 7: "One should know...Never count out the Countess."
Season 8: "If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess."
Season 9: "The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife."
Season 9: "A good set of lashes can fix anything... even a mugshot."
Season 8: "A Jew and an Asian walked into a bar, then they had me!"
Season 5: "My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!"
Season 6: "A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!"
Season 7: "I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!"
Season 6: "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!"
Season 7: "Pretty is smarter than you think."
Season 5: "Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City."
Season 6: "When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg."
Season 4: "I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms."
Season 2 & 3: "I've created a great life, and I love living it."
Season 4: "I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time."
Season 1, 2, & 3: "I run with a fabulous circle of people."
Season 4: "Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it."
Seasons 1, 2, & 3: "To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything."
Season 4: "I've always had opinions, but now people know it."
Season 1: "I don't wanna get old."
Season 2: "Here's to not being fake."
Season 3: "Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand."
Season 4: "I want the power and the money, and I want them both."
Season 5: "I love my family, I love my work, I love my life."
Season 6: "I make my own money, and I make my own rules."
Season 7: "My tank is full and I'm driving into my future."
Season 8: "I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise."
Season 9: "I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours."
Season 10: "I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy."
Season 11: "Before you judge me, you better be perfect."
Season 12: "I go big or I go home, and I'm not going home."
Season 9: "The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide."
Season 10: "When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!"
Season 11: "Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one."
Season 12: "The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial."
Season 3: "I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County."
Season 4: "I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out."
Season 5: "Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter."
Season 6: "I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter."
Season 7: "I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim."
Season 8: "The best thing about starting over is never looking back."
Season 9: "I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder."
Season 10: "Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay."
Season 11: "My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either."
Season 12: "I'm pint-sized, baptized and highly prized."
Meghan King Edmonds
Season 10: "Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game."
Season 11: "In the game of life, I choose my team wisely."
Season 12: "I can handle a baby, and women who act like one!"
Season 8: "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."
Season 12: "If you can't take my sparkle, stay off my rainbow."
Season 11: "I don't throw parties, I am the party."
Season 12: "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
Season 12: "I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time."
Season 7: "I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real."
Season 8: "Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me."
Season 9: "You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started."
Season 10: "No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close."
Season 11: "If at first you don't succeed, try it my way."
Season 9: "Standing out is much more fun than fitting in."
Season 5: "Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me."
Season 6: "God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful."
Season 7: "I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too."
Season 8: "I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too."
Season 4: "I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all."
Season 5: "I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me."
Season 6: "Happiness means never having to apologize for being me."
Season 7: "Don't call me a princess, call me the boss."
Season 8: "When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger."
Season 1: "It's just money, you can't take it with you."
Season 2: "I have always wanted things. I crave money."
Season 3: "I love money and now I'm loving life."
Season 4: "It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way"
Season 5: "Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends."
Lauri Waring Peterson
Season 1: "Are the police involved?"
Season 2: "I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier."
Season 3: "You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty"
Season 4: "I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young."
Season 5: "It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it."
Season 6: "Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley."
Jo De La Rosa
Season 1: "He's pretty much keeping me."
Season 2: "I deserve only the best. . .I'm worth it!"
Season 3: "I love having a younger man in my life."
Season 1: "85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants."
Season 2: "I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy."
Season 3: "No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others."
Season 1: "The word on the street is that I'm the word on the street."
Season 2: "Word on the street is... I'm still the word on the street
Season 1: "In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything."
Season 2: "Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular."
Season 1: "I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it."
Season 2: "Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come."
Charrisse Jackson Jordan
Season 1: "If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing."
Season 2: "Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne?"
Season 1: "Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin."
Season 2: "I've played by Potomac rules, but now it's time to play by my own."
Season 2: "I may be rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds."
Season 1: "I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling."
The Real Housewives of D.C.
Season 1: "I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
Season 1: "I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't."
Mary Schmidt Amons
Season 1: "I don't make money, I spend money."
Stacie Scott Turner
Season 1: "DC is my town and I thrive in it."
Season 1: "People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing."
The Real Housewives of Miami
Season 2: "I'm a model, but not always a model citizen."
Season 3: "Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful."
Season 2: "My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation."
Season 3: "Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong."
Season 1: "I care about a lot of things, what others think of me isn't one of them."
Season 2: "I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid."
Season 3: "I live my life like everything matters because I think it does."
Adriana De Moura
Season 1: "I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words."
Season 2: "I may speak five languages, but my true language is independence."
Season 3: "Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises."
Season 1: "Beauty is power, if you know how to use it."
Season 3: "This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream."
Season 1: "I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me."
Season 2: "My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny."
Season 2: "Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat."
Season 2: "If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way."
Season 1: "My husband's got moves, but I run the game."
Season 1: "In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real."