This Is Not Jeff Lewis

Jeff and Ryan having problems: NIGHTMARE

Problems with outdoor lighting: NIGHTMARE

Problems with sprinklers: NIGHTMARE

I wore my favorite doggy flannel pajamas (see episode 2) and all I got for it was an electrical flower: NIGHTMARE

Listening to other people talk about "their delights": NIGHTMARE

Fully staffed Open House @ Valley Oak...2 attendees: NIGHTMARE

Jeff and Ryan having more problems: NIGHTMARE

I keep optimistic telling myself I am going to WAKE UP and say: "Good morning it's a Great day at Jeff Lewis' office, this is Jenni how can I help you?"