Aviva is aghast by the way people who are sick are treated in Housewifeland and wonders what makes Carole so unhappy.
Aviva thinks Kristen's a mean girl, trained by the other mean girls, and that Asthmagate is ridiculous.
Aviva didn't invite Miss USA but she's not sure why LuAnn's so upset about it -- nor is she impressed by her attack.
Aviva feels bad for anyone who has to deal with her father's "excruciatingly vulgar" comments, and wishes the ladies cut Sonja some slack.
Aviva is thrilled for her father and Cody because "love is love," even if he sometimes embarrasses her.
Aviva discusses Kristen and Ramona's Watergate and why Sonja should live as fabulously as possible -- without judgment.
Aviva wonders who "The Real Heather of New York City" is and if Carole might have a good side.
Aviva longs for the days when Housewives could just make up and when GhostGate wasn't a thing.
Aviva comments on the mud wrestling of this week (minus the mud), thanks RHONY, and gives Carole something before she can ask for it.
Aviva reflects on the "committee" it takes to write a book , wishes this was just Sonja's show, and issues a challenge to Carole.