"If only Luann loved cats, none of this would ever have happened."

"There were so many ways Luann could have played this—and she played it well."

"I miss the old Bethenny -- the one who didn't take herself too seriously."

"But in Bethenny’s myopic world, she’s the judge, jury, and executioner."

"As a woman, it makes me sad to watch another woman, who I thought was my friend, talk behind my back with such cattiness and disrespect."

"While [Bethenny] talks smack about me on the show, I’m saying how proud I am of her." 

"Honestly, our friendship is too superficial to be this complicated."

"Signing a divorce document, after you’ve racked up lawyers' bills fighting over who gets the sconces, is not like signing a death certificate."

"...maybe [I] should stop letting things roll off so easily."

“I really don't want to poke fun at her when she says the dumbest things known to man, but then again this is Housewives, so I guess I must.”