"If only Luann loved cats, none of this would ever have happened."

"There were so many ways Luann could have played this—and she played it well."

"I miss the old Bethenny -- the one who didn't take herself too seriously."

"But in Bethenny’s myopic world, she’s the judge, jury, and executioner."

"As a woman, it makes me sad to watch another woman, who I thought was my friend, talk behind my back with such cattiness and disrespect."

"While [Bethenny] talks smack about me on the show, I’m saying how proud I am of her." 

"Honestly, our friendship is too superficial to be this complicated."