Assessment: Paul Bunyon lives! A great example of what not to do, for men!
Final Recommendation: The season's over, so lose the protective gear and go in for a shave and a haircut!
Assessment: It's not a great look, but since he grew it out to donate it to Locks of Love, kudos to him.
Final Recommendation: Nothing. I think what he's doing is great. I think all these guys should follow his example and donate their hair!
Assessment: It's actually beautiful hair, but not on him!
Final Recommendation: If he was a girl, I'd recommend a keratin treatment, but as he's not, I've gotta tell him to lose it!
Assessment: They're rockers and look like it.
Final Recommendation: Lose the football, because clearly neither one would know what to do with it, even if it hit them upside the head.
Assessment: She had a bad night all-around! She messed up the words to the National Anthem and looked atrociously corporate -- like a secretary at a law firm!
Final Recommendation: Bring back the fabulous, diva Christina back!
Assessment: She probably could have been more polished, but I think she looked fine.
Final Recommendation: Nothing. She sounded great, didn't f--- up the words to "God Bless America," and didn't look bad. I think we should leave her alone.
