Long time, never speak. What's this I hear about you possibly marrying Bristol Palin and not telling the parents? Shame on you! I mean, really. How dare you cheat on Ms. Kathy Griffin like that! And so blatantly! Did this mean nothing to you? Or this? Or even this? You went ICE FISHING! Do you do that with all the girls?! Unbelievable. Well, I haven't spoken to Kathy either, but I just know that she's sitting in her beautiful home crying about this disturbing news, and I just hope you have the decency to break up with her in person. She gave you the best episode of her life!
P.S. Someone just informed me that Kathy and Levi were never really dating. My bad.
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