The past 1000 episodes of Watch What Happens Live have brought a lot of memorable moments over the years. Kim Zolciak-Biermann calling in to start a shouting match with NeNe Leakes, Brandi Glanville throwing a glass of wine at Jeff Lewis, and everything about Lindsay Lohan's appearance are just some of the WWHL moments we'll never forget.
But what moments from WWHL's first 1000 episodes will Andy Cohen always love? The host with the most narrowed it down to his eight all-time favorite moments, and we have to say, they're pretty spectacular.
8. Luann de Lesseps Performing the Moroccan Remix of 'Chic C'est La Vie'
The countess' performance of this single with a rendition inspired by The Real Housewives of New York City cast's trip to Morocco was even chicer than usual. C'est bon, indeed.
7. Andy Taking a 'Belfie' with Kim Kardashian
Not only did Andy get a one-on-one lesson in the art of selfie taking from the master during a segment of Teach Me Your Talent, but he also took the most amazing selfie imaginable with Kim Kardashian's butt. It was a "belfie," if you will. Andy seemed so happy that the reality star obliged, and we were, too.
6. Wacha Kissing Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett has been asked to do her iconic Tarzan yell countless times over the years. However, we've never seen it go quite like this before. When the comedy legend showed off her animalistic call on WWHL, Andy's dog Wacha jumped up and gave her a big kiss. Naturally, Andy and Carol burst out laughing at the moment, which has gone down as one of the most hilarious in WWHL history.
5. Connie Britton Re-enacting a Scene from Friday Night Lights with Andy
Andy was already thrilled when Connie Britton appeared as a guest on WWHL, but when she agreed to re-enact an emotional scene from Friday Night Lights with the host during an installment of Clubhouse Playhouse, he almost couldn't handle it. Andy donned a Coach Taylor cap and windbreaker and Connie put on some Tammy Taylor aviator sunglasses to get into character. Connie's acting was, of course, flawless, and Andy served up one of his best Clubhouse Playhouse performances ever.
4. Andy and Jimmy Fallon Yelling 'Andy Loves Crotchy' During a Round of Rapid Firing Squad
Andy has had many memorable moments with Jimmy Fallon in the Clubhouse over the years. However, one of the most delightful occurred during a game of Rapid Firing Squad with the current Tonight Show host. The pals fired off questions to one another, which they had to answer immediately and then ask another query. When Jimmy asked Andy to choose between CHiPs and Magnum, P.I., Andy chose CHiPs "because I love those guys in their tight suits!" Jimmy responded with "Andy loves crotchy," which they both then repeated as they gave each other a high-five. If only all late-night moments could be this glorious.
3. Whoopi Goldberg Teaching Andy How to Roll a Tobacco Joint
Andy put Whoopi to the test when he asked her to show him how to roll a tobacco joint on WWHL. It was definitely one of the coolest and most informative Teach Me Your Talent segments ever, especially since we not only received step-by-step instructions on how to roll a joint, but we also learned that Andy has a really long tongue. Huh. You learn something new about the WWHL host every episode.
2. Andy Asking Shaquille O'Neal How Big His Dick Is
When Andy started a game of Plead the Fifth with Shaquille O'Neal during WWHL's special SXSW show, the basketball legend said, "I'm not pleading the fifth, so you're gonna have to get tougher with your questions." And Andy did. For his final question during the game, Andy asked how big Shaq's dick is given that his shoe size is 23, and to everyone's surprise he actually answered. Shaq took off his sneaker and placed it on his thigh to give everyone an idea of the size of his penis. Andy never seemed more embarrassed before or since.
1. Oprah Winfrey's Big Compliment
Oprah Winfrey's appearance on WWHL was so epic, the episode had its very own name: the Oprahcalypse. Not only did Andy have the pleasure of getting slapped by the icon and quizzing her on past moments from her talk show, but he also got the ultimate compliment. "You're always so happy," Oprah told him. "You carry the light, man. You really do." We wouldn't be surprised if that was one of Andy's all-time favorite life moments, too.
Relive all of Andy's favorite moments from WWHL, below.