Are You Patricia Altschul?

Are You Patricia Altschul?

It's time for your medicine.

1. Do your selfies look like this?

Whoops. I cut off lemon trees in last picture. It would have been easier to learn Chinese than tweeting and instagram!

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2. Does your home look like this?

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3. Does Lady Gaga tweet about how you are so much alike?

4. Do you have a two-toned weekend Birkin bag?

@bravotv At #Charleston Food & Wine Festival with new drinking buddy #Southerncharm

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5. Do you come home to find surprise boxes of See's Chocolates?

@bravotv #See'sCandies since 1921. Bet I can't eat just one!!

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6. Do you own fierce floral pumps accented with a gold toe?

No more "old lady shoes" for me. #SouthernCharm

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7. Do you enjoy martinis by the fire with your lap dogs Sigfried and Roy?

@bravotv a cozy martini with #Siegfried & #Roy by the fire #SouthernCharm

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8. Do you casually drink $2,000 bottles of wine?

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9. Do you get stopped by fans while wearing a fur shearling on Bourbon Street?

#NewOrleans this gentleman recognized me on #bourbonstreet fan of #SouthernCharm. Next year's #Christmas card?

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10. Do you consider private planes a form of commuting?

Off to #NewOrleans #frenchquarter #BlancheDubois #beignets #Creolecuisine #voodoo #SouthernCharm

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11. Do your dogs have a country house?

Michael leading Siegfried and Roy away from their country house

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12. Does your swan make your pool look small?

Does this swan make my pool look small

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13. Do you have a personal helper named Michael to bring you your medicine?

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14. Does your idea of The Perfect Read contain the words pedestrian and banal in the same sentence?

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15. Do you quote Bette Davis on the regular?

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