1. Do your selfies look like this?
2. Does your home look like this?
3. Does Lady Gaga tweet about how you are so much alike?
4. Do you have a two-toned weekend Birkin bag?
5. Do you come home to find surprise boxes of See's Chocolates?
6. Do you own fierce floral pumps accented with a gold toe?
7. Do you enjoy martinis by the fire with your lap dogs Sigfried and Roy?
8. Do you casually drink $2,000 bottles of wine?
9. Do you get stopped by fans while wearing a fur shearling on Bourbon Street?
10. Do you consider private planes a form of commuting?
11. Do your dogs have a country house?
12. Does your swan make your pool look small?
13. Do you have a personal helper named Michael to bring you your medicine?
14. Does your idea of The Perfect Read contain the words pedestrian and banal in the same sentence?
15. Do you quote Bette Davis on the regular?
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