Are You Patricia Altschul?

It's time for your medicine.

By Abigail Cusick Mar 17, 2015, 2:39 PM ET

1. Do your selfies look like this?

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Whoops. I cut off lemon trees in last picture. It would have been easier to learn Chinese than tweeting and instagram!
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Dec 28, 2014 at 7:09am PST

2. Does your home look like this?

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3. Does Lady Gaga tweet about how you are so much alike?

Patricia on #SouthernCharm, like lookin' in the damn mirror. ð¸ðð Cheers queen.
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) March 17, 2015

4. Do you have a two-toned weekend Birkin bag?

@bravotv At #Charleston Food & Wine Festival with new drinking buddy #Southerncharm
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Mar 8, 2015 at 6:04pm PDT

5. Do you come home to find surprise boxes of See's Chocolates?

@bravotv #See'sCandies since 1921. Bet I can't eat just one!!
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Feb 14, 2015 at 5:03pm PST

6. Do you own fierce floral pumps accented with a gold toe?

No more "old lady shoes" for me. #SouthernCharm
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Jan 14, 2015 at 8:26pm PST

7. Do you enjoy martinis by the fire with your lap dogs Sigfried and Roy?

@bravotv a cozy martini with #Siegfried & #Roy by the fire #SouthernCharm
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Mar 2, 2015 at 3:31pm PST

8. Do you casually drink $2,000 bottles of wine?

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9. Do you get stopped by fans while wearing a fur shearling on Bourbon Street?

#NewOrleans this gentleman recognized me on #bourbonstreet fan of #SouthernCharm. Next year's #Christmas card?
A photo posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Jan 1, 2015 at 8:45am PST

10. Do you consider private planes a form of commuting?

Off to #NewOrleans #frenchquarter #BlancheDubois #beignets #Creolecuisine #voodoo #SouthernCharm
A video posted by Patricia Altschul (@pataltschul) on Dec 30, 2014 at 10:38am PST