You knew that "Google Me" had to be more than a simple declaration of search engine allegiance. The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak tells TV Guide that her new single is less about organic search traffic and more about the haters.
"Let's be honest, I do Google myself (Editor's note: Hi Kim!)," the single mama explains. "The song is about how you all can hate me or do whatever, but at the end of the day I'm doing my thing. I'm making money at it, and I'm having a great time. It's about Big Poppa, too, when I go: 'You were my world / You, me and both of my girls / Now it doesn't really mean a thing / Click them keys and Google me.'"
Who else is Googling Kim these days? Co-star Cynthia Bailey, she assumes. After all, Kim claims, "She's like obsessed with me."
Ouch. Then again, Bailey did throw the first jab when she told UsWeekly Kim had "no talent" and told Hollywood Life that her co-star was working her relationship with ex-Tracy Young for the publicity.
"It's like, 'You idiot. Mind your own business. I don't ask you who you sleep with. Keep my name out of your mouth,'" Kim responds. "I think she has to stay relevant. I guess she has to mention my name. Honest to God, I don't even know this woman. I've talked to her twice on the phone. I didn't even film that much with her this year. We don't have anyone in common aside from the Housewives. She needs to get a life!"
But there are calm skies in at least one area of Kim's life -- she's been dating Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann for five months now. A proposal isn't in the works at the moment, but she gushed, "I am officially in love. I'm so happy. He's great, he's great to my girls. He understands my crazy business. It's so nice to be able to go to events and red carpets and have him go with me and be there and be supportive. With Big Poppa, I never had that. Kroy's also young [editor's note: He's 25 and Zolciak's 32] and he's cute so that always helps."
Calling out the age and physical appearance difference? Take that, Big Poppa.