Hey, karma, why don't you make a pitstop at Patti Stanger's place? The Millionaire Matchmaker has helped the love bug bite many a couple, and now she's looking for a perfect pairing of her own.
The reality star has been making the rounds promoting the new season of The Millionaire Matchmaker, but she's also been promoting her newly single status. She told AOL's TV Squad, "Ex-boyfriends have been calling me, but I still want to be fixed up, so tell your readers, 'Call me. I'll go out on a date.' I'm not a celebrity snob. I don't have to date celebrities. I just want a nice guy." She also got the message out on the Today Show this week -- get the word out, girl!
This season, the romance expert's keeping it in the (Bravo) family. She'll take a stab at finding the next Mrs. Manzo when she attempts to find brothers Albie and Chris nice -- presumably Italian -- girls to bring home to Mama Caroline.
"They're different in that Chris is a workaholic who has one day a week to date, and Albie only attracts the fame whores," Patti said about the brothers' relationship woes.
There is, however, one fellow Jersey-ite who Patti isn't willing to lend her services to. The client who will never be? The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub.
"Well, you know, Caroline would probably have a hit out on me," Patti explains. "I can't go against Caroline. I'm in the Manzo family now. I'm a meek little Jew. I don't hurt anyone. I said to Danielle, 'I'm really sorry, but I'm friends with Caroline, so I can't.' Caroline would be really mad at me."
As Patti would say: Danielle, that's a non-negotiable.
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