Stassi Schroeder has been navigating the single life since breaking up with boyfriend Patrick Meagher last summer. That has been filled with everything from awkward hot tub moments with hotties to tearful heart-to-hearts with her brother Nikolai this season of Vanderpump Rules.
These days, Stassi hasn't been so enthusiastic about the dating scene. "It's interesting, because right when I was going through my break-up, and I started going on dates with people, I felt like, yeah, I'm on fire. I can do this. I'm good at dates. It's fun," Stassi said when The Daily Dish caught up with her last month. "And now I'm just exhausted. I'm tired. I'm tired of small talk. I'm tired of dating apps. I just want to be at home with my dog and watch The Bachelor and drink by myself. So I haven't been on a date in a while."
We thought we would help reignite Stassi's desire to find a man, not by going to a bar or swiping right on Tinder, but by using a, shall we say, classic method of matchmaking: the video profile. You know, the ones from the '80s that people used to film in an effort to find their perfect match? Well, we had Stassi record her very own dating video in the hope that Mr. Right will see it.
And, you know, Stassi isn't asking for much when it comes to what she's looking for in a guy. "I am looking for a man to cook for me and just tell me I'm pretty all the time," she says in the above clip. "But I also want someone who's really interested in knives and ghosts and maybe Googling murderers and serial killers on a regular basis."
So if your favorite food is ranch, you want to drink warm tequila during an RV trip to Sonoma (which, now that we think about it, might actually be a shady nod to Ariana Madix's birthday trip), and you love gold, Stassi is your girl. Start lining up, lads!