The Manzo Boys: Unraveling the Mysteries of Men

Chris and Albie Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey brightened many a confused lady's morning today, making a return visit to the Today Show's "Guys Tell All" segment.

Joined by comedian Chuck Nice, actor Rick Younger, and author Andrew Trees, the Manzo brothers answered women's questions about the mysteries of men. The segment was short and the questions were pretty tame, but Chris and Albie were able to squeeze out a few gems.

On long distance relationships:

Albie: "If I want to be in a relationship bad enough, I'll probably make it work, no matter what it is. It depends on the age... When I went to college, actually, the girl I was dating from high school went to South Carolina and I was in New York. And we made it until November... That's not a good example."

When asked why men insist on always driving:

Chris: "I hate driving. I do. I cannot stand driving, so you can drive me anywhere you want. I don't need the sense of control, anything like that. I'll put it that out there right now for anyone who wants to date me."

Albie and Chris should consider going into the advice-doling field. On this season of Real Housewives, they demonstrated their skills in all sorts of areas:

- Cooking/Marketing
- Manliness
- Throwing ham

Seriously, though, Albie is on track to be a lawyer and it's only a matter of time until we start seeing Chris' stripper carwashes pop up throughout the country. What do you say, guys?!