Season 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be fierce, and the 90210 squad's sassy taglines prove it.
We have the reveal of the ladies' newest taglines in the above video, and not only are they among the best quotes delivered by the Beverly Hills Housewives (and maybe even among all of the Housewives ever), they give us a hint at just how chaotic, shocking, and "deceitful," as Kyle Richards has put it, Season 9 of RHOBH is going to be. Even Denise Richards, who makes her RHOBH debut in Season 9 is bringing it with quite the saucy quote.
So without further ado, here are all of the taglines for Season 9 of RHOBH. Brace yourselves, fans.
Lisa Rinna: "In the game of life, it's Rinna take all."
Erika Girardi: "Most people talk about their fantasies; I'm living mine."
Dorit Kemsley: "In business and in life, I wear many hats — and hairstyles."
Lisa Vanderpump: "You can stab me in the back, but whilst you're there, kiss my ass."
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave: "I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do your dirty work."
Denise: "My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier."
Kyle: "In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a away of rising to the top."
Watch the gals deliver their taglines oh-so-glamorously by checking out the full clip of the RHOBH Season 9 opening, above, which also includes some of your first glimpses of the new season. Then, watch The Daily Dish team break down everything you need to know about Season 9, below.