Awards season is coming to a close with the most prestigious of all of the events: the Academy Awards. You’ve watched the films (or read the Rotten Tomatoes reviews), filled out your brackets, and made the all-important wine-and-Champs run to the store.
If you weren’t lucky enough to receive a golden ticket into the Dolby Theater, (or even the Vanity Fair party next door) don’t fret. The next best place you could be is on your couch, playing this Oscars-themed drinking game (if you’re over 21!).
Drink every time…
There’s an exposed leg on the red carpet
Natalie Portman looks more beautiful at nine months pregnant than you ever thought possible
Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon’s “feud” is brought up (Note: Chug your entire drink if their inevitable bit goes longer than three min)
Someone thanks The Academy in their speech
The camera pans to another amazing Chrissy Teigen reaction face
Someone jokes that they’d be drunk if it were the Golden Globes
A winner fumbles with his or her glasses/folded up speech while accepting an award
The audience gets treated to pizza and/or cookies mid-show
A winner gets political in his or her acceptance speech
You wish you were Meryl Streep