Amy Schumer knows how to bring the shade.
The comedienne and star of Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central headed to the Bravo Clubhouse last night, and when Andy asked her to sound off on the Housewives, she had plenty to say.
“Amy has an obsession with the Real Housewives, and is also a master roaster, and I don’t mean of Cornish game hens,” Andy told the audience.
So in a rousing rendition of “Schumer Shade,” Andy called out names of the Housewives, and Amy let loose with her responses:
Gretchen: “She’s like the smartest Smurf!”
Phaedra: “Oh my god -- what do you say about that donkey booty?”
Brandi: “She’s like the evil queen, but she doesn’t have a cock.”
Kim Richards: “Oh gosh! I love Kim, but you can kind of see the coke falling out of her nose.”
NeNe: “NeNe I’m not gonna say anything about because I live in fear of her. Hi!”
Tamra: “I don’t know, she seems like she’d be fun to get hammered with. But it seems like she’d probably want to make out.”
Andy also received a call from a viewer who asked Amy which Housewife she feels is the most delusional. Her answer?
“That’s tough! I think Gone with the Wind” Amy answered.
“Kenya?” Andy clarified.
“Yeah, I’ve never seen narcissism and denial like this,” said Amy. “I’m impressed with it.”
Us too, Amy. Us too!
By the way, as a star standup comedian, Amy knows a thing or two about throwing out the funnies. One viewer asked Amy which Housewife could hack it as a comedian, and Amy picked a certain southern stunner.
“I think Phaedra. She’s dry and unapologetic. She’s drops flawless lines out of nowhere,” said Amy.
“A lot of them THINK they can make it as a comic, she continued. “Especially SLADE.”
There’s just nothing like the original O.C. House-husband, is there?